Jacques-imos: Chris Thile & Polynesian Joe's

Leif, Lars & Mickey got into town and we're all decided to make it over to the Maple Leaf. Brian Haas, who we saw play in the Dead Kenny G's was playing there. I know how to get around New Orleans, but to get to that area I have to first go to Tipitina's... I know how to do it from another location. Anyway, for the first time I get turned around, mainly because of my navigator. They jump out and grab a cab. I think I beat them there. Brian and his group hadn't even loaded in yet, so I walked next door to Jacques-imos.
My favorite place to eat in all of New Orleans is Jacques-imos. If you haven't eaten there, then you really haven't been to New Orleans. Let me set this up for you...
Jacques-imos is in uptown on Oak St. Its an oasis in a pretty delopidated part of town. Its two doors down from the Maple Leaf and across the street from Frenchy's studio. You'll have to wait an hour or two for a table during Jazz Fest, but its worth the wait for their world class cajun cuisine.
Ryan Zoitus (Sax - Soulive) caught me outside the club. He was eating upstairs on the balcony with Kraz, & a couple of Nevilles. I checked my wallet and decided to run to an ATM before coming back. Jacques-imos spotted me a Newcastle for my walk down the block. I ran into this guy from Denver who knew people I knew and we walked to the ATM together and grabbed cash. I paid the bartender for my now consumed beverage and headed upstairs.
The side stairs at Jacques-imos lead into an office / study before leading out to the balcony and inside I was greated by an unexpected treat. Chris Thile, & Sarah Watson from Nickel Creek were serinading Jack (owner and head chef of Jacques-imos) with a song.

If you did not know this, Chris is one of my favorite mandolin players of all time... its because of him that I own my first mandolin (Madison). Anyway, they sing a beautiful duet before turning it over to their bass player who is playing body percussion. I mean he's stompin' his feet and hitting his arms, stomach, legs and anything else to make a beat before they wrap up the tune. The six others in the room erupt into applause when they're done. They're gonna wrap up and hit the balcony to eat, but I have to open my big mouth and ask Chris to play a tune that he did with Mike Marshall called Desverada. He launches into a very difficult array of arpegios that fill the room with sound. The six people sit back down and their mouths drop to the floor as we watch a master of their instrument run through the number. He makes it look so easy. That's the way I want to play someday.
After he's done, there's even a bigger applause. I shake his hand and tell him he's an inspiration to me before letting him go. I walk out to the balcony and sit with Zoitus, Kraz & co. Zoitus looks tired... it turns out he hadn't slept in two days! That's Jazz Fest for ya! Chris Thile is, for me, on mandolin what Eric Krasno is on guitar... the best. We chat for a lil while before I head back downstairs to see what's going on. I'm hangin' out with a bunch of people I met at Howlin' Wolf the night before. Including this girl Jennifer from Maui who claims I'm the clone of her friend Rod. I keep trying to explain what just happened upstairs, but I keep getting interupted by various people.
Finally, Chris Thile comes walkin' out of the restaurant. We stop a cab for him, but the cabbie won't let him in for some crazy reason. So I grab him and tell him I'll take him wherever. We're heading for Polynesian Joe's. I ask a Neville where it is. He says its on Magazine, so I just kinda wing it over there. We talk a lil bit about the road and Paris, FRA. And we listen to some Jimmy Smith & Herbie "Give Up the Booty" on the way over.
I really wanted to see Haas play, but it was already late.
Polynesian Joes is readily recognize it as a sports bar, but wait... what's that... a beach volleyball court? Hell yeah! After talking with a couple of people, it turns out this is a graduation party for some Tulane students. Everyone there is beautiful... the boys and girls there could have been picked out of an Abercrombie catalog.
I don't think I fit in with this crowd so I take to the volleyball court. Pretty soon I get Chris up there to play and shortly there after, Sarah & Sean are playing with us along with Lauren who invited Chris out in to this bar in the first place. Lauren is very pretty and sweet. She reminds me someone... I finally figured out she looks like Brian Berken's wife Becky and as such, she's seems very friendly and familiar.
By the time we're kicked out of the bar, our team has won our game of volley ball with Chris as our power server (and he said he couldn't serve!). I would have loved to have hung out with them for a while, but its already time to see Les Claypool play at TwiRoPa. Have I mentioned yet that Les Claypool and his crew also ate at Jacques-imos? Did I mention Jack Johnson ate there too? Ok, back to Claypool. I get to the show and its sold out. There are at least a hundred people outside with one finger held up in search of a ticket. I checked Will Call (cause I never know if someone is gonna come through for me) and I'm on the list! Hell Yeah! All sorts of thanks go to one of my favorite percussion players of all time, Mike Dillon! I'm looking around for Seth Stroika. I don't see him and can't get a hold of him so eventually, I miracled in Zack from Madison... he's a bass player himself so he's a natural choice. I have to get him in.

The show is amazing... there were kids trippin' around me, and I felt kinda bad for them, because trippin' at Les can really mess with your head. Take for example that Les is wearing a pig mask and everyone else is wearing wigs and party masks and dressed in white robes and that they sing lines that are hard to discern as anything else but troubling. The music is rocked! The band was on fire. I can't wait to get the tapes of the show.

I'm driving to New Orleans and I pull right up to Howlin' Wolf using nothing but instinct. Its about 9pm and I look around and don't see anyone familiar just yet. Chris Axtel is at Shiloh's with Signal Path and I'll make it over there soon enough and the Chi & MadTown gangs aren't due to arrive for another day at least so it looks like I'm rollin' in stag.
So Tim calls me up while I'm cleaning the house and asks if I'm up for some kickball action... hell yeah I am! So I meet up with him and we grab some other folks on the way. The weather has been pretty gorgeous so I took the top down on the car as we drove. We made a pitstop to pick up some beverages. While they were inside, I ran into Clifford, the Big Red Dog on his way to a birthday appearance (pictured). I wanted to put Clifford in the back of the car and take him (actually a her inside) with us, but Clifford had to be on his way, and shortly after this, so were we. A few moments later we'd found parking (only in Chicago) got out and headed out to the field. We set up shop between the fields. We unfurled the blankets and busted out the snacks & bevs. I checked out a new kickball... I was excited. I haven't played kickball in a while. It became apparent that we didn't have enough people to field an entire team, but I noticed another group of kids playing kickball already... So I gregariously decided to be the playground ambassador and introduce myself.